The 36 Quirkiest Country Music Song Titles of All Time

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"Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog" - Johnny Cash

"Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart" - Johnny Cash

"The Frozen Four-Hundred-Pound Fair-to-Middlin' Cotton Picker" - Johnny Cash

"Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life)" - Bobby Bare

"Do You Want Fries with That" - Tim McGraw

"Refried Dreams" – Tim McGraw

"Sic 'Em On A Chicken" - Zac Brown Band

"(You Dun Stomped) My Heart" - John Denver

"Devil in a Sleepin' Bag" - Willie Nelson

"My Bucket's Got A Hole In It" - Hank Williams

"If I Don't Love You (Grits Ain't Groceries)" - George Jones

"I Want My Mullet Back" - Billy Ray Cyrus

"Burn Down the Trailer Park" - Billy Ray Cyrus

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" - Kenny Chesney

"All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan" - Kenny Chesney

"You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" - Roger Miller

"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died" - Roger Miller

"Where Have All The Average People Gone" - Roger Miller

"Lou's Got the Flu" - Roger Miller

"I Know Who It Is (And I'm Gonna Tell On Him)" - Roger Miller

"Fuzzy Wuzzy Ego" - Tammy Wynette

"It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels" - Kitty Wells

"I Hope My Divorce Is Never Granted"- Kitty Wells

"Only Me And My Hairdresser Know" - Kitty Wells

"Redneck Woman" - Gretchen Wilson

"One Bud Wiser" - Gretchen Wilson

"Peanut Butter Conspiracy" - Jimmy Buffett

"Pencil Thin Moustache" - Jimmy Buffett

"My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus" - Jimmy Buffett

"She Just Started Liking Cheatin' Songs" - Alan Jackson

"Three Minute Positive Not Too Country Uptempo Love Song" - Alan Jackson

"If French Fries Were Fat Free" - Alan Jackson

"I Still Like Bologna" - Alan Jackson

"Beer for my Horses" - Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

"Wacky Tobaccy" - Toby Keith

"I Don't Understand My Girlfriend" - Toby Keith

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